The part of the forum where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong here, will be moved here. Maybe.
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Biff
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by Biff »
If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again. Then quit.
There's no point in being a dang fool about it.
Here I stand. I can do no other.
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Biff
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by Biff »
the big difference between sex for money & sex for free ....
Sex for money costs a lot less.
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Sir Moose
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by Sir Moose »
Life is like a box of chocolates. It goes a lot faster for the fat kids.
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jmg
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by jmg »
Angry cowboy walks into the barn. Looks at his horse and says, "Hey! Did you steal my thesaurus?"
Horse looks at him and says, "Nope."
"When you're dumb, you've got to be tough." -My dad
"No reserves. No retreats. No regrets." -William Borden
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JimVH
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by JimVH »
Why did Han Solo send his steak back?
It was Chewie.
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Troubadour
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by Troubadour »
Why did Han Solo name his pet "Chewie"?
Because he likes to chew tobacca.
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Biff
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by Biff »
Why was the ice-cream cone bad at tennis?
It had a soft-serve.
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Bloodhound
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by Bloodhound »
Did you know that mountains are not just funny...they are HILL-AREAS
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
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JimVH
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by JimVH »
What starts with a W and ends with a T?
No, really, it does.
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JimVH
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by JimVH »
What do you call short people telling jokes?
A little funny.
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