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How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?



“Meat Patty.”
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Biff wrote: 20 Jun 2022, 09:20 Boom...

[ plain chachalaca]
Because there's nothing fancy about it, right?
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Did you hear about the guy that evaporated?






He’ll be mist.
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When my wife gets sad, I let her color in my tattoos.







Everyone deserves a shoulder to crayon.
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Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD
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