The part of the forum where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong here, will be moved here. Maybe.
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Biff
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by Biff »
Why are chickens not allowed in church?
Because they use fowl language!
Here I stand. I can do no other.
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JimVH
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by JimVH »
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
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cobster
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by cobster »
How come people don't hire ducks?
Because they foul everything up!
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Jocose
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by Jocose »
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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Biff
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by Biff »
A pastor giving a children's sermon on vestments asked:
"Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered:
"Because it kills ticks and fleas for up to 30 days?"
Here I stand. I can do no other.
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Del
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Biff
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by Biff »
How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?
You rocket.
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Sir Moose
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by Sir Moose »
What’s green and fuzzy and if it drops out of a tree onto you it’ll kill you?
A pool table
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JimVH
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by JimVH »
If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, just talk softly to the door knob.
Because communication is the key.
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Sir Moose
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by Sir Moose »
If there are five apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
Two...because that's how many you took.
